Joined: 04 May 2004
Posts: 274
Location: USS Oriskany
The world is such a happy place that it gets so boring to live here that you end up killing yourself!
I wish I was a Jedi! _________________
Captain D. David Calzada
Commanding Officer, USS Oriskany
Tue Jun 03, 2008 1:41 pm
LT Mitchell Lieutenant
Joined: 14 Oct 2005
Posts: 153
Location: USS Whitestar
You get to be a Jedi till you are turned to the Darkside!
I wish for harmony among all living things! _________________
Lieutenant Cole S. Mitchell
Chief Operations Officer, USS Whitestar
Wed Jun 04, 2008 8:21 pm
LCDR Graham Lt. Commander
Joined: 23 Mar 2008
Posts: 142
Location: USS Oriskany
There is harmony for about 5 minutes until the sheep start thinking that the cows have weapons of mass distruction, they blame it on the wolves and the giraffes help with the invasion. Little by little every living thing gets destroyed until they find out that it was Lt JG Mitchell who wished for harmony and every living thing comes chasing after you!
I wish I had a job with a six figure salary! _________________
Lt. Commander Peter Graham
Chief Security/Tactical Officer, USS Oriskany
Thu Jun 05, 2008 1:49 am
CAPT Adonis Captain
Joined: 01 Aug 2005
Posts: 124
Location: USS Whitestar
You get your six figure salary, but because you're full of self admiration and pride, you neglect your duties and bring on a seven figure lawsuit against yourself in the process!
I wish I was a super hero! _________________
Captain Treasar T. Adonis
Commanding Officer, USS Whitestar
Thu Jun 05, 2008 11:46 pm
LCDR Trylon Lt. Commander
Joined: 04 Apr 2004
Posts: 175
Location: USS Infiniti
Every super hero has some kind of weakness, and your's turns out to be...OXYGEN!! Anywhere there's oxygen, your powers won't work!
I wish I was a JUMPER! _________________
Lt. Commander William T. Trylon, III
Chief Operations Officer, USS Infiniti
Fri Jun 06, 2008 12:38 am
LCDR D'Shoua Lt. Commander
Joined: 19 Jun 2005
Posts: 59
Location: USS Infiniti
While crossing the street absent mindedly, you suddenly notice the MTA bus coming at you and since it's a bright sunny day you unwittingly JUMP to the sun! :lol:
I wish my schlong was mildly titanic! _________________
Lt. Commander Jared D'Shoua
Chief Security/Tactical Officer, USS Infiniti
Thu Jun 12, 2008 6:09 am
LT Florenté Lieutenant
Joined: 02 Mar 2005
Posts: 38
Location: USS Infiniti
Well Jared, your schlong gets so mildly titanic that you constantly fall over it when you walk.
I wish I was a successful actor in the entertainment industry. _________________
Lieutenant Joseph J. Florenté
Chief Flight Control Officer, USS Infiniti
Mon Jun 16, 2008 1:24 am
LT DeGrazzio Lieutenant
Joined: 25 Oct 2007
Posts: 83
Location: USS Infiniti
Hey Joey, you become so famous that you can't walk down the street anymore without getting mobbed by lotsa girls wanting your autograph! It gets so bad that you can't eat out in restaurants anymore cause they come by your table and smash their boobies in your face! :lol:
I wish I was really aboard the Starship Infiniti! _________________
Lieutenant Jayden C. DeGrazzio
Chief Science Officer, USS Infiniti
Sat Jun 21, 2008 3:35 am
LCDR Graham Lt. Commander
Joined: 23 Mar 2008
Posts: 142
Location: USS Oriskany
You are
really
aboard the Starship Infiniti and you
really
get killed by the Deltaurans!
I wish I had a chocolate mountain! _________________
Lt. Commander Peter Graham
Chief Security/Tactical Officer, USS Oriskany
Fri Jun 27, 2008 4:02 am
MR Little
Joined: 03 Apr 2008
Posts: 253
Location: Starfleet Medical - Mental Health Facility
Well done, Pieter, you got a mountain made of chocolate. Better hurry, you got 300 tons of it to eat before it melts in this hot sun...
I wish I was a Vulcan man. _________________
Mr. McCloud
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