The world is such a happy place that it gets so boring to live here that you end up killing yourself!

I wish I was a Jedi!
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Captain D. David Calzada
Commanding Officer, USS Oriskany

You get to be a Jedi till you are turned to the Darkside!

I wish for harmony among all living things!
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Lieutenant Cole S. Mitchell
Chief Operations Officer, USS Whitestar

There is harmony for about 5 minutes until the sheep start thinking that the cows have weapons of mass distruction, they blame it on the wolves and the giraffes help with the invasion. Little by little every living thing gets destroyed until they find out that it was Lt JG Mitchell who wished for harmony and every living thing comes chasing after you!

I wish I had a job with a six figure salary!
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Lt. Commander Peter Graham
Chief Security/Tactical Officer, USS Oriskany

You get your six figure salary, but because you're full of self admiration and pride, you neglect your duties and bring on a seven figure lawsuit against yourself in the process!

I wish I was a super hero!
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Captain Treasar T. Adonis
Commanding Officer, USS Whitestar

Every super hero has some kind of weakness, and your's turns out to be...OXYGEN!! Anywhere there's oxygen, your powers won't work!

I wish I was a JUMPER!
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Lt. Commander William T. Trylon, III
Chief Operations Officer, USS Infiniti

While crossing the street absent mindedly, you suddenly notice the MTA bus coming at you and since it's a bright sunny day you unwittingly JUMP to the sun! :lol:

I wish my schlong was mildly titanic!
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Lt. Commander Jared D'Shoua
Chief Security/Tactical Officer, USS Infiniti

Well Jared, your schlong gets so mildly titanic that you constantly fall over it when you walk.

I wish I was a successful actor in the entertainment industry.
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Lieutenant Joseph J. Florenté
Chief Flight Control Officer, USS Infiniti

Hey Joey, you become so famous that you can't walk down the street anymore without getting mobbed by lotsa girls wanting your autograph! It gets so bad that you can't eat out in restaurants anymore cause they come by your table and smash their boobies in your face! :lol:

I wish I was really aboard the Starship Infiniti!
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Lieutenant Jayden C. DeGrazzio
Chief Science Officer, USS Infiniti

You are really aboard the Starship Infiniti and you really get killed by the Deltaurans!

I wish I had a chocolate mountain!
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Lt. Commander Peter Graham
Chief Security/Tactical Officer, USS Oriskany

Well done, Pieter, you got a mountain made of chocolate. Better hurry, you got 300 tons of it to eat before it melts in this hot sun...

I wish I was a Vulcan man.
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Mr. McCloud