There once was a man from Nantucket, who carried a large bowl and a bucket. Both were filled and properly chilled, till he dropped them and yelled, "Oh, fuck it!"

And then came

There once was a man from Nantucket, who carried a large bowl and a bucket. Both were filled and properly chilled, till he dropped them and yelled, "Oh, fuck it!"

And then came the postman who
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Lt. Commander Peter Graham
Chief Security/Tactical Officer, USS Oriskany

There once was a man from Nantucket, who carried a large bowl and a bucket. Both were filled and properly chilled, till he dropped them and yelled, "Oh, fuck it!"

And then came the postman who slipped and fell
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Major General Rex Alderez
Fleet Marine Force Commandant, Gamma Fleet
SFMC, United Federation of Planets

There once was a man from Nantucket, who carried a large bowl and a bucket. Both were filled and properly chilled, till he dropped them and yelled, "Oh, fuck it!"

And then came the postman who slipped and fell, breaking his ass
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Lieutenant Jansen R. Panettiere
Yeoman, USS Infiniti

There once was a man from Nantucket, who carried a large bowl and a bucket. Both were filled and properly chilled, till he dropped them and yelled, "Oh, fuck it!"

And then came the postman who slipped and fell, breaking his ass, but the banana
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Lt. Commander Peter Graham
Chief Security/Tactical Officer, USS Oriskany

There once was a man from Nantucket, who carried a large bowl and a bucket. Both were filled and properly chilled, till he dropped them and yelled, "Oh, fuck it!"

And then came the postman who slipped and fell, breaking his ass, but the banana flew in his
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Admiral Aeryck M. Arayuss
Commanding Officer, USS Sutherland
Commander in Chief, Gamma Fleet
Starfleet, United Federation of Planets

There once was a man from Nantucket, who carried a large bowl and a bucket. Both were filled and properly chilled, till he dropped them and yelled, "Oh, fuck it!"

And then came the postman who slipped and fell, breaking his ass, but the banana flew in his glass. The cocktail
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Lt. Commander Peter Graham
Chief Security/Tactical Officer, USS Oriskany

There once was a man from Nantucket, who carried a large bowl and a bucket. Both were filled and properly chilled, till he dropped them and yelled, "Oh, fuck it!"

And then came the postman who slipped and fell, breaking his ass, but the banana flew in his glass. The cocktail then became a
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Admiral Aeryck M. Arayuss
Commanding Officer, USS Sutherland
Commander in Chief, Gamma Fleet
Starfleet, United Federation of Planets

There once was a man from Nantucket, who carried a large bowl and a bucket. Both were filled and properly chilled, till he dropped them and yelled, "Oh, fuck it!"

And then came the postman who slipped and fell, breaking his ass, but the banana flew in his glass. The cocktail then became a martini from hell!
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Lt. Commander Peter Graham
Chief Security/Tactical Officer, USS Oriskany

There once was a man from Nantucket, who carried a large bowl and a bucket. Both were filled and properly chilled, till he dropped them and yelled, "Oh, fuck it!"

And then came the postman who slipped and fell, breaking his ass, but the banana flew in his glass. The cocktail then became a martini from hell! Soon to be
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Captain D. David Calzada
Commanding Officer, USS Oriskany